Conspiracy theory

Let me offer a conspiracy theory about the
boston terror alert.

One stone, as many birds as you can relate.

Why leak? Oh, the Feds are doing real homeland security
work at home, not just in Iraq.

Why boston? Because XXX lives in the million condo there
and XXX is weak on terror so he gets what he deserves.
Plus, you XXX supporting nuts, how do you feel now?

Why China? Of course, who else will be a better villain, or
evil doer?

By the way, I swear that the guy at the gas pump stared
at me for more than 5 minutes.